May the odds be ever in your favor.

oldrockstars: if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:57:36 -0400

oldrockstars:

if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is

inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:57:07 -0400

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

strangesmallbard: mass effect 1: what the fuck are reapers mass effect 2: what the fuck are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:56:02 -0400

strangesmallbard:

mass effect 1: what the fuck are reapers

mass effect 2: what the fuck are collectors

mass effect 3: oh

foodtrucker: turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:55:41 -0400

foodtrucker:

turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence

piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:55:10 -0400

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:26:19 -0400

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

icicleman: thatpunnyguy: what does Batman like to put in his drinks?JUST ICE GET OUT

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:26:06 -0400

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:24:48 -0400

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

thetenthdoctorscompanion: britishfan221: fitzherbert-s: scaredpotter: shoutout to the people who...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:22:46 -0400

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

britishfan221:

fitzherbert-s:

scaredpotter:

shoutout to the people who still post harry potter 15 months after the last film and 5 years after the final book

#after all this time?

HAS IT BEEN FIVE YEARS OH GOD

foreveralone-lyguy: tomatolovers: so my mom gave me all these ballons my mom also wakes up at 4am...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:21:14 -0400

foreveralone-lyguy:

tomatolovers:

so my mom gave me all these ballons

my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on

the cat cant even get in

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:05 -0400

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casneedsmyrrh: I do think it’d be pretty funny though if the tables turned and now every time Dean...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:18:47 -0400

casneedsmyrrh:

I do think it’d be pretty funny though if the tables turned and now every time Dean walks into a room he’s like “Hello, Cas” and Cas nearly jumps out of his shoes and is like “DON’T DO THAT!” and Dean just gets the biggest kick ever out of sneaking up on Cas.

andrewhussiesbosom: if you nice to me then I’ll but if you give me shit Imma

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:17:13 -0400

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:14:25 -0400

proffesorwho: and on the 7th day god created periods p pills and tampons cuz he thought it wud be...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:12:37 -0400

proffesorwho:

and on the 7th day god created periods p pills and tampons cuz he thought it wud be funny
lemme tell u dis god
wasnt funny

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shakarians: “through many dangers, toils, and snares i have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:08:06 -0400

shakarians:

“through many dangers, toils, and snares i have already come. ‘tis grace that brought me safe thus far and grace will lead me home.” - amazing grace, 1779

for itteznerol

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